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Auteur:  Paul Binocle [ 17 Septembre 2013, 17:21 ]
Sujet du message:  Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Lu sur le site le plus suspect d'internet : http://lifesgreatclues.com/alien-chip-f ... bonaparte/

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PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

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They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!
“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.
“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.
“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”
Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.
But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.
“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”
From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.
“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”
From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.
Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.
In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.
“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”
The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.
“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”
By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.
“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”

Auteur:  Metronomia [ 17 Septembre 2013, 17:49 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

A l'ouest rien de nouveau. :lol:
Ils en parlaient déjà en 2011:
http://nousnesommespasseuls.xooit.com/t ... mplant.htm
(Même que l'Encyclopédie est citée dans la conversation).

Auteur:  Isidore Datsinov [ 17 Septembre 2013, 17:57 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Mouais.
Il me semble d'avantage probable qu'il maintenait sa main de cette façon car la reine alien dans sa poitrine lui faisait un mal de chien.

Auteur:  Psychopompos [ 17 Septembre 2013, 18:51 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Citer:
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,”


Mais non, bordel, non, non et non ! :cry:
Napoléon avait une taille tout à fait dans la moyenne de l'époque, les légendes sur sa supposée petite taille viennent de comparaisons avec les membres de la Garde, qui eux étaient recrutés parmi des gens de très haute stature.

Citer:
He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup


C'est très plausible, vu qu'il était un proche du régime qui se faisait renverser à ce moment.

Citer:
By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.
Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.
In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.
“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”


Ou peut-être qu'il était juste naturellement très intelligent... ou chanceux. :yawn:
"C'est peu probable naturellement, alors c'est un coup des aliens !"

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The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.
“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”


FAIL. La main dans le gilet, c'est juste une posture commune à l'époque, c'est l'équivalent d'alors de la main dans les poches.

Auteur:  Metronomia [ 17 Septembre 2013, 19:40 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Bon, comme personne ne lit les liens, je résume. :shifty:
Il s'agit a priori d'un hoax datant de 1997 et tiré du Weekly World News, tabloïd qui a un même son article sur l'Encylopedie. (Pour ma source, voir message posté ci-dessus).

Auteur:  Ar Soner [ 17 Septembre 2013, 22:05 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Psychopompos a écrit:
Mais non, bordel, non, non et non ! :cry:
Napoléon avait une taille tout à fait dans la moyenne de l'époque, les légendes sur sa supposée petite taille viennent de comparaisons avec les membres de la Garde, qui eux étaient recrutés parmi des gens de très haute stature.

1m69. Même pour notre époque, ce n'est pas outrageusement petit (bien que ça ne soit quand même pas très grand et inférieur de quelques cm à la moyenne des français).

Psychopompos a écrit:
Ou peut-être qu'il était juste naturellement très intelligent... ou chanceux. :yawn:
"C'est peu probable naturellement, alors c'est un coup des aliens !"

Ah, non ! Tu m'as tendu un piège !
Résister... Je dois résister... A l'envie de replacer une énième fois le mème de Giorgio Tsoukalos... XD

Auteur:  anty28 [ 17 Septembre 2013, 22:28 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Pour ta peine :

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;)

Auteur:  Napoléon [ 18 Septembre 2013, 15:04 ]
Sujet du message:  Re: Napoléon et la puce extraterrestre

Je vous rassure, je vais bien, pas de trace d'implant.


Pour le moment. :think:

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