Ce compte hilarant Twitter réinterprète le synopsis de films de science-fiction pour les rendre réalistes:
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A man feels an obsessive, burning desire to abandon his family and travel to Devil's Tower, Wyoming. He is successfully treated with Zyprexa
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Remote imaging detects a black, perfectly rectangular monolith orbiting Jupiter. Further study identifies it as a broken pixel array.
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A boy and his sister discover a space alien and provide him refuge in their home closet. Their parents correctly identify it as a groundhog.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a group of non-humanoids perform actions incomprehensible to we who lack any cultural touchstone.
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A scientist warns of an impending crisis. His findings are discredited by basic peer review. He gets a book deal with a New Age publisher.
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A robot accidentally develops the ability to feel love. Per its programming, it continues to weld brackets to VW Jetta doors until obsolete.
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A powerful new AI has gone haywire. Its code and dataset are rolled back to an earlier version. The mission proceeds normally.
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An astronaut on a space station hallucinates a vision of his dead wife. He receives a negative psychological evaluation and is sent home.
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Gigantic beasts are attacking Earth's cities. Gigantic robots are designed to combat them. The design is rejected in favor of air strikes.
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A worker is exposed to a massive amount of gamma radiation. His employer is sued by the man's widow and a settlement is reached.
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A tornado passes over a large group of sharks. They are unaffected.
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A scientist purchases a DeLorean DMC-12. It fails to start.
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