[ALIEN] Jones The Cat Was Best Friends With The Alien The Whole Time.
submitted 10 months ago by MySonsdram

Jones and the Alien were bffs and murder conspirators the whole time.

Think about it. These humans drag him out into the cold uncomfy spaceship with no sunbeams to fall asleep in, and every time somebody's petting him it's like they're trying to scratch his face off. I mean, does this look like a happy cat to you? [1] Then he meets the alien and they become best buddies. Later, he's closed himself off in a locker just to get away from these stupid people, but they find him and scare the shit out of him [2] cause it looks like they're going to capture him and shock him with an oversized tazer.

So he lures one of them to the alien who kills him and Jones just fucking watches! [3]

He fucks right off for the rest of the movie because the alien is clearly more fun then the dickhead humans. Then at the end, Ripley shoves him into this tiny little box, and runs off with him. The Alien stops her of course because she's taking his bff and they share a nice little "Dude you okay. Fucking shit, that's a small box. This ship is screwed so I'll go hide in the escape pod" [4] . I mean this aggressive ass alien doesn't kill another species? They're totally buds.

And then Ripley makes him watch as she shoots his best pal out into space and blows it to smithereens. In between different sessions of scratching his face off. Bitch.
*The face of a cat who just watched his bbf explode [5]